After much thought, I decided to post some of the items from the movie that I've been looking for but unable (as yet) to find. This is on the off chance that one of you who view the site may have one of these items and be willing to sell it to me.
If you do, and you are, please contact me via the email address wallowithnail@gmail.com and I will write back to you and we can strike a deal.
If I purchase a pheasant off of you vintage item seen in "Withnail & I" from you, you will receive honorable mention on this blog in the description following the photo thereof.
And now, without further ado, here is the list of items I'm still looking for!
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The vintage yellow, black and white soup bowl that Marwood eats coffee out of in the "How DARE you call me inhumane?" scene.
FEBRUARY 1, 2024 - UPDATE!
A chap called J. Parkin (IS HE THE FARMER?) contacted me that there was a whole set of this china up for sale on a French auction site...
Unfortunately, the website would not allow me to create an account because I'm in the USA, and also would not accept US credit cards (bastards). Also unfortunately, the French citizens that were willing to try and grab this lot for me were unsuccessful, and it got sold to someone else. BALLS.
Ever willing to make a grab for the silver lining, at least now I have the information I need to seek out the Holy Grail - Marwood's Coffee Bowl. Here is a photo of the maker's mark:
The maker is "SALINS" and the pattern name is "MARMANDE".
I give full credit and many thanks to J. Parkin for his help in locating this information, as it's taken me twelve years of not finding it, and apparently he found it in one night.
THANK YOU, J. PARKIN!!
Now, I challenge all of the rest of you Withnail fans to try and locate this bowl along with me!
Anyone who delivers it unto me, or causes it to be available, will earn
special mention on the Wall-O-Withnail.
Of course I will pay the cost of purchase and shipping,
should it be you, and not me, who buys it.
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Pure white salt and pepper shakers with large apples or cherries about mid-way down the shaker, seen on Withnail's dining room table during the creation of the Camberwell Carrot.
Please note: These are NOT the Franciscan apple salt and pepper
shakers, which can be found all over ebay and the Internet in general. They are deceptively similar, but the Franciscan shakers have much smaller scoops on the top portion and apples which are way down at the very bottom:
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Uncle Monty's sherry glass at Crow Crag, held by Withnail (above),
held by Uncle Monty (below)
I'm of two opinions about this glass... it's much taller and holds much more than the average sherry glass, so it may either be a really tall sherry glass or just a fluted wine glass that they used for sherry in the movie. It's not only got a tall cup section, but the base is very tall as well - this is no wee three inch tall sherry glass! There are also two small bands of frosted decoration about half an inch below the rim of the glass, but otherwise seems to be unembellished.
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A vintage Tizer bottle, with label still attached. You can find loads of Tizer bottles with no label on, but only the best will do. This is one of the items in the Crow Crag kitchen that comes and goes, moves around and disappears from scene to scene, but it's particularly visible in the "I'm preparing myself to forgive you" scene with Uncle Monty and Marwood.
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Blue and white plate seen on the shelf at Crow Crag during the scene where Withnail says he can't go out and dig up some spuds because his boots are in the oven, but Marwood makes him some boots out of polythene bags. Al Bowlly music is playing in the background - "Hang Out the Stars in Indiana". Lovely!
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The massive black mantel clock with carved spires in the "Imagine the size of his balls" scene.
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The as-yet-unidentified black bearded bust on Withnail's living room bureau. Freud? Darwin? Dr. Who?
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Vintage chicken print, seen on the wall of Crow Crag during the "strangle it before it tries to make friends with us" chicken scene. Yet another example of how clever the props and set folks were! Some research indicates the artist may be John Vine... here is a John Vine chicken print I found on ebay:
Note the similarity in muted color quality and sharp, triangular tail depiction.
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Blue and white butter dish from
dining table at Crow Crag
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Crow Crag poker card deck
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Flamingo and palm tree ash tray
in Withnail's flat
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Jacobean curtain panel at top of stairs
in Crow Crag
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Vintage pink, blue, yellow, and green towel
that Marwood dries his hair with at Crow Crag
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Wrestling Greeks statue on
Uncle Monty's side table at his flat
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Blue and white vegetable tureen on kitchen table
at Crow Crag
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White Tomkins Courage grain sack worn by The Farmer
(Isacs Parkin) ... additional text on the sack
"LIVERPOOL", and "MAIZE", and "112 LBS"
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Orange floral Satsuma vase on Uncle Monty's
mantel at his flat
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Short vintage can of Heinz Baked Beans - sitting on
Withnail's typing table while he glues his shoe soles
As a confirmed "Withnail & I" addict, I of course want to surround myself with as many things that remind me of the movie as possible. Here's what I have so far. Newly acquired items will be added to this post as I find them, so come back and see what's new!
I sent a printed copy of all my Wall-O-Withnail pictures to Bruce Robinson, writer and director of "Withnail & I". And blow me down if he didn't actually look at them, and send me a vintage Withnail poster, complete with awesome hand-written message!
Receiving a compliment like this from the person who wrote "Withnail & I" is akin to being knighted in the Withnail fandom. I'm flying high on this for years to come.
(Message redacted to protect the quite possibly insane)
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Summer 2024
Not one, but TWO wonderful Withnail fans from the UK sent me playbills from the play "Withnail and I" which was performed at the Rep from Friday, May 3 to Saturday, May 25 of this year (2024).
Thank you, John R. and thank you, Philip D. - for both of your kind hearts, and for thinking of the Wall-O-Withnail and helping to further this collection and breathe new life into the "Withnailabilia" section!
You're brilliant lads - you can never, never disguise it!
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October 23, 2021
A "Withnail & I" dvd in GREEK!
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"Withnail & I" on laser disc!
(No, I don't have a laser disc player...)
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July 16, 2020
Ebay purchase, since banned from ebay for
copyright infringement. ESCANDALO!
April 13, 2020
A copy of the film on VHS tape!
I don't even own a VHS player any more, which is
why I bought this tape -
it's HISTORICAL.
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April 13, 2020
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October 2019.... A REAL ANDREA GALER WITHNAIL COAT!!
(on ebay, secondhand... 1/3 of the price of a new one)
On the downside, it's a tad tight on me (okay, at least two sizes too small....) but on the upside, I paid about 1/3 the cost of a tailor-made one, and Harris Tweed stretches with wear... I've been wearing it 2 days already, and I swear the shoulders are more roomy than when I first tried it on! Now all I have to do is lose 8 stone or so, and it will be PERFECT. The only thing that won't fix is the length... it's supposed to be swirling about my ankles, but that's never gonna happen. As soon as Danny gets my legal papers sorted and tells all my creditors to piss off, maybe I'll have enough dosh for a new one. In the meantime, I'm dead chuffed with this!
My friend Larry, who gave me the coopered wooden pitcher for The Wall, also gave me this great promo photo from the film, signed by both Paul McGann and Richard E. Grant. Thanks, Lar - you keep me in better spirits than a can of Ronsonol!
Marwood, holding Withnail's boots aloft during the
"shotgun fishing" scene.
Recently, I read an article where they interviewed Andrea Galer, who did
all the costuming for "Withnail & I". She said that Withnail's
boots were "Grensons". After a bit of research, I found a lovely chap named Eric (possibly the same one that Uncle Monty nearly ruined his life over) who was selling a pair of these very boots on ebay!
Eric was selling these boots for more than two (hundred) quid, but instead of telling him to stuff them up his arse for nothing and fuck off while he was doing it, I told him about the Wall-O-Withnail. After checking out the fuel and wood situation, he decided he could cut me some slack on the price, and I was able to buy these boots and a bottle of cheap red wine.
These are a men's size 7.5, and so I fully expected them to be a little too large for my feet. I told Eric that if they didn't fit me, I'd hang them up on the Wall-O-Withnail. Happily, they actually do fit, and so I'm going to wear the hell out of them - but they are in the film, so they had to make The W-O-W... and here they are!
Obviously, my Grensons are in MUCH better nick than the ones Withnail was wearing... (they glued on a fake loose sole for the movie, for the home repair scene that came some time after the "I'll be thirty in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe" line)...
... but even so, you can tell they're the same shoe. I fully intend to go in there, get wrecked, eat a pork pie, and wear these boots until they truly resemble the fabulous decay of Withnail's (minus the flapping sole, of course).
THANKS, ERIC!
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Due to highly UNevasive skills, some shitstain made a left through a red light, into the front of my little orange pickup truck, and totaled it. I subsequently acquired a black Jeep Wrangler that I named "Squat Betty". I just got Squat Betty her own Withnail & I tee shirt... check it out, man!
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My dear mother was kind enough to give me her antique Columbia Viva-Tonal phonograph, and I was fortunate enough to find the following 78rpm records of music from the film. Enjoy these home recordings.
"Hang Out the Stars in Indiana" - sung by Al Bowlly
This song is featured in the "boots in the oven" scene.
Charlie Kunz playing "Piano Medley #121"
This song is featured in the "I wanna get to bed" scene.
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Richard E. Grant emailed me about this site, and then TWEETED ABOUT ME! OMG - you could knock me over with a bottle of Ronsonol!
See the second tweet down? That's ME!!!! (Message redacted to protect the most definitely insane.) I predict an upsurge in views on this blog immediately, if not sooner. Thanks so much, Richard!!
I've been tweeted again!!
30 October 2014!!
(Third picture on the right, top row - THAT'S ME!)
12 January 2015: Ralph Brown (Danny the drug dealer) retweeted one of my humorous posts!
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Victrola record of Al Bowlly singing "Hang Out the Stars in Indiana"
(which I play on my Columbia Viva-Tonal cabinet gramophone!!)
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This tee shirt is extremely special, because it was made by Andrea
Galer, who was the costume designer for "Withnail & I". The shirt
is made of luxurious, fine fabric that is much nicer than any other tee
shirt I've ever owned. It's so nice I hand-wash the shirt in Woolite
and lay it on a towel to dry... no way am I putting that shirt in a
laundromat washing machine!!!
Andrea Galer is a lovely and warm-hearted person - and she is amazingly talented as well. Here is her website... sigh in awe at all the amazing movies she's designed clothing for! Here
is her online store. Yes, she designed Withnail's famous coat! And
yes, she will make one just for you! (Still saving my pennies for that
one.)
My Withnail and Marwood mug. A treasured possession, which I carry to work with me every day. I especially enjoy the curious glances from co-workers as I sip my drinks out of this mug. They obviously have no idea what it's like to be threatened with a dead fish!
An "official" (?) Withnail and I mug, still in its original, unopened wrapping. Photos 1 and 4 show the wrapping, which shows through the clear plastic on two sides of the box, and photos 2 and 3 show the mug, which shows through the box on the other 2 sides. This came from the UK via ebay. I'm not opening this or using it, because it's the only one I've ever seen and if I broke it I'd feel like a pig shat in my head.
MY WITHNAIL TEE SHIRT COLLECTION
I really love this tee shirt. It came from the UK, where they apparently have no large people. I bought an extra large, and can barely squeeze it over my head. I only wear this one when I can trick myself into feeling skinny, due to highly evasive skills.
Another great "insiders only" Withnail shirt. Most people have no idea what's carved on the men's room wall in this pub! But Marwood and I? We know, and it gives us THE FEAR.
I'm just waiting for the day when someone will see me wearing this shirt and scream "SCRUBBERS!" at the top of their lungs. I'm waiting, but I'm not holding my breath, because I don't want to die before I finish the Wall-O-Withnail.
Again... a Withnail "insiders only" shirt. I love it when people point to the shirt and say "voodoo qualities" and laugh, because I know they have no idea what's really in that doll's head. (Trade: Phenodihydrochloride Benzorex... Street: "The Embalmer")
Fairly self-explanatory, but no less awesome for that.
August 2014, newest addition to the Withnail tee shirt collection: Penrith Tea Rooms!
A great ebay find... in a nice, XXL Uncle Monty size, to leave room for lots of lamb with garlic, rosemary, and salt... with potatoes and carrots, of course.
Here's one of the outfits Uncle Monty wears.
Here's an outfit I put together for myself,
complete with vintage radish brooch and earrings.
(Earring displayed on the collar for ease of viewing.)
This is my collection of Withnail-esque neckwear.
As you can see, I still haven't found "the scarf" proper.
The search continues.
My Withnail library, of course, includes the original screenplay for the movie. It's wonderful in a completely new and exciting way, since it includes Bruce Robinson's visions for each scene. His descriptions of scene settings and camera work are funny, and moving... right down to the bone. There are also scenes in the screenplay that were cut from the movie, so it's like an extra scoop of the good stuff. The touching foreword by Bruce Robinson references his old friend Viv MacKerrell, now deceased, and brings a tear to my eye every time I read it.
This is book, titled "Withnail & I", by Kevin Jackson, is one I bought just because of the subject matter. It's basically a recap of the entire film, with the author's views on each character and scene. Can't imagine why he wrote it, since all one would have to do to find out what's in the movie is to watch it... but perhaps he found, like I did, that it's difficult to just watch this movie and then get on with a normal life. When you're addicted to a film, it's like you have to find some way to make it part of your life. So you write books about it. Or start a collection of vintage items found in the film.
This book is fun because it's a random, rollicking ride through many facets of the film. Alphabetized for added quirkiness, the list of facts goes from fairly mundane to exclusive behind-the-scenes information. Having Ralph Brown, who played Danny the drug dealer in the film, write the foreword was a great plus for this author's work, as well as for us who read it.
This book was a bit of a tease, as I bought it based on the title and cover picture... didn't really realize until I had it in my hand that the book isn't just about Withnail. It broadly covers quite a few "cult" films. As I don't really give a rat's arse about other cult films, there just was not enough about Withnail in it for my taste, and what was there wasn't really enlightening. Smith comes across rather professorish and dry. The best part of the chapter on Withnail was his interview with Andrea Galer, costume designer for the film and creator of The Withnail Coat. Andrea Galer is amazing, and so an interview with her can't really be much less than that.
A book written by the guy who actually played Withnail - brought that brilliantly written character to equally brilliant life - is bound to be spectacular. His memories of what it was like to be trying to get the part, what it was like to actually be cast, what it was like to be on set with Paul McGann and Richard Griffiths and the rest... it's just magical! Of course it's nothing like movie fans imagine - it's not fairy dust and champagne and back slapping all around.
Reading Richard E. Grant's personal viewpoint on the whole thing was really eye-opening, especially in the area of how the process of acting can challenge your self confidence. You have to act confident in order to get a part, but all the things that can and do go wrong on a film can affect your emotional balance greatly... and then you still have to go on camera and pull off a great performance! Lucky for us, he was able to do just that. Now I just wish Paul McGann would write his Withnail memoirs....
Vivian MacKerrell was a friend of writer/director Bruce Robinson, and Robinson based Withnail on his memories of a period of time when he shared a flat with Viv. Sadly, MacKerrell drank himself to death. This book, which chronicles his life, is in some ways a fundamental must-read for true Withnail fans. Complete with photos from what must have been a sort of equally heavenly and hellish time for all involved, this book really sets the tone for the source, the wellspring, the fount from which the story of Withnail was drawn.
I loved reading this book (skipped most of the non-Withnail-related stuff, of course) because the way Bruce Robinson thinks is extremely attractive to my sort of brain. There's a rhythm to his speech, and a sharpness of wit, biting sarcasm, and completely mental sense of humor that draws me right in. He's rational and crazy. Sad and making fun of it. Has completely valid expectations, most of which do not come to fruition. He strikes a very familiar chord with me... and apparently many others, which is why this book was written to begin with.
This was a really great read - not only filled with great character insights and comparisons, but also with fun facts that I'd hitherto suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills. For example, I'd always thought that in some of the "driving to Penrith" scenes it was actually Bruce Robinson in the driver's seat, not Paul McGann. And, according to this book, I was right!
I also gained clarification on a line in the movie that had been bothering me (all 100+ times I've seen the film!). Danny the drug dealer asks Marwood if Withnail has just been busted. Marwood says no, and Danny says "Then why's he acting so uptightly?" - at which point Withnail wheels around, comb in hand, and says "Because a gang of cheroot vendors considered a haircut beyond the limit of my capabilities."
Danny then goes on a long rant about hairdressers and the reason no one should ever cut their hair. Perhaps it was this follow-up dialogue that led me to believe that the "gang of cheroot vendors" Withnail was disparaging were the hairdressers themselves, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out why they'd refuse to cut his hair - I mean, it's their job, right?
Well, Ms. Robson brought me straight back to the fact that Withnail was answering Danny's original question, which was "...why is he acting so uptightly?". The reason Withnail was uptight was because his agent wasn't getting him a job. "Cheroot vendors" was a reference to the casting agents for the cigar commercial he was trying for, and that they had turned him down for the part because his hair was too long.
Once I realized my mistaken mental emphasis, the whole scene came clear for me and it was such a relief! That one line was like a small burr in my sock every time I watched the film. Now, thanks to Ms. Robson, it's smooth sailing from Camden to Penrith and back again!
I bought this dvd - and then a region-free dvd player - in order to see the famous Vivian Mackerrell, who inspired Bruce Robinson's character "Withnail", in action.
The movie was godawful, but Vivian was lovely. Too bad he didn't get a better break, things might have turned out differently for him.
He reminded me quite a bit of Thomas Jane's character in "Original Sin".
Vivian Mackerrell
Thomas Jane
Devastating blue eyes, a cleft chin, and a funny moustache. Both very sexy, as well.
The second disc that came with the set was actually more interesting than the movie itself - lots of great stories about being on location in India, etc. Also a bunch of really bizarre 1960's short films.
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My fab friend and fellow Withnail addict Dave sent me a bottle of his home-brewed hard cider all the way from the UK! I'm saving it for my next viewing of the movie, where it will be ceremonially consumed, over ice of course!
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Acquired June 2015
Excited to have nabbed a promotional poster for an exhibit given by Murray Close, the set photographer for the movie. Would have loved to have gone to the show!
Another cool ebay find... a promo still from the set, with Marwood (Paul McGann) and Bruce Robinson. My beautiful boys - let's make a sandwich! You be the bread!
Here we have a Japanese advert for the best film in the world... acquired, according to my haze-filled memory, sometime in 2016.
A lovely Italian poster - and it seems they've renamed the film "Shakespeare for Breakfast" - which seems odd, considering the boys never ate breakfast once during the film (they only drink breakfast), and the Shakespeare happens over sherry in Uncle Monty's flat and with a bunch of wolves and a bottle of wine in the park. Hmmmmmm.... anyone who has more info on the re-naming of "Withnail & I" in other countries (ie: who does it, and why), please email me forthwith at wallowithnail@gmail.com!
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